I have noticed a trend in my email lately. No not the typical SPAM about a dead relative to leave me money, or even the ones about Obama changing laws to get car insurance for $3 a month or some ridiculous thing.
I have noticed that many of those emails come in, from the future. That’s right, the future. Hours or even days into the future. Now, I am not really sure why I have been chosen to be a prognosticator of deals and money forgotten by some millionaires in other countries, but I am. I am able to tell my SPAM fortune.
It seems that I can also predict (somewhat) how Google will look at this post. Thanks to Bob I know know I have to ramble on about this for another 150 words or so, inserting links and pictures as they come. Or should I? Hold on, I will check my email and see if the future holds anything that will help us in the search engine rankings.
Nope, nothing is there, but I can make untold riches with this new system that will generate $2460 per day. That would be helpful. Not likely, but helpful.
So, now I have a question. To all of you out there, do you get mail from the future or is it just me? If you are getting mail from the future then I am no longer special and will have to, well, do something. But I would still like to hear from some of you out there.
And another question, who sends these things and who writes the programs that allow people to see into the future and send me the email? Why can’t they use that power and send me the winner of the Superbowl and the world series so that I can bet on them? I guess their power does not go that far….cheeky bastards.
let me know your thoughts.