…which would be understandable, I suppose. After all, He DOES have a lot to keep up with.
There’s the whole Libya thing, and Obama’s confusing statements about what is going on over there. He says Kaddafi HAS to go, then says we aren’t targeting him personally. Uh huh…that Tomahawk poked its nose under his tent flap on accident, right?
“Shit! Missed Kaddafi, but got that punk-ass kid of his!”
And what is it the White House wants us to call what we are doing? Not war. No…they say this is a “kinetic military action”. Huh? Over 125 Tomahawk missiles (at $1.5m each) raining down on MY head would be war…and I just might lose that one. Obama can call it what he wants, but when the military does what it’s designed to do…break things and kill people (as opposed to what it’s used for a LOT these days, a global Meals-on-Wheels Program)…it’s called war.
Ask Kaddafi what HE calls it.
Speaking of Lybia…
“Hey Bob! I thought this post was about God’s being confused!”
“Shaddup Justin…you too, Ralph…I’m getting’ there…”
As I was sayin’ BEFORE being so rudely interrupted…speaking of Libya, since when does the United States, supposedly the most powerful nation on earth, have to get the permission of the frogs, the limeys and the UN to go kick some bully’s ass?
(Did ya hear this one…Question: “Why do the French plant large, overhanging trees along their main boulevards?” Answer: “Because the Germans prefer to march in the shade.”)
Anyway, the way I know God is confused is the weather. Yep, the weather.
You know that old saying “April showers bring May flowers? Well, apparently God thinks it’s April already. It’s been raining here for four days, and is forecast to rain for ten more.
We ARE supposed to get a break…from 2:00 to 2:15pm on Thursday. Anybody got some SCUBA gear I can borrow?
- Latest Links to Obama Mess in Lybia (dewgeneral.wordpress.com)
- Hello Lybia! (tripolitrip.wordpress.com)
- Budget crisis? How much does one tomahawk missile fired at Libya cost? (tipggita32.wordpress.com)
- Report: British Navy Could Run Short Of Tomahawk Missiles (outsidethebeltway.com)