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Something quick and funny today. George Carlin is still one of my favorite comedians. He has a great cantankerousness that needs to be shared! This is one of my favorite routines of his, beware though, contains salty language that your boss may not approve of, so be careful.
have a great weekend
-Justin
Large black bear at garbage pails on wagon, Yellowstone National Park (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Well Friends we have decided that there is just too much news out there for Ralph to handle on his own. The CNS is still alive and well and will continue to come live on Sunday’s. Thursdays however will be filled with the funny stories. Stories of the odd, the strange, and the funny. Feel free to form your own opinions, and then let us ridicule you in the comments. Shall we proceed?
If you are headed on vacation this summer you may want to think about this airline. And no Utah jokes inserted here….I only have 1 wife.
These kids today, can’t learn how to play anything that doesn’t have buttons or flashy graphics. I kind of feel sorry for the guitar.
There is something strange in the water in Zambia. First this guy wants to start a space program and then only needs $7 million to do it? I can only see a couple of garbage cans duct taped together with a couple of skeletons inside being shot down by the Space Station before it takes out a solar panel.
I am not so sure that this guy fell asleep as much as was pissed the garbage cans were not quite in the right spot.
Good Hell man, it is only a Big Mac.
The only gun control that I believe in, dumbasses should not be allowed to handle firearms.
And now some videos, totally reminiscent of Fox News…
All hail the google, keeper of the stats, please don’t blackball my site.
Poor guy can’t even catch a break for lunch. No matter your politics, let the brother eat already.
Finally! This is how a primary election should be! Maybe the general election should work like this in the electoral college. I nominate Frazer, Ali, and Sugar Ray Leonard as electors from Utah.
I have no words but this doesn’t sound like a bad idea.
I hope you all had a laugh or two, See you tomorrow.
Special thanks to fark.com and theonion.com
