Jun 282013
 
Merry Christmas

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You might suppose that the Cantankerous Old Coots have an endless supply of the character flaw we have dubbed Cantankerosity. You would be wrong. Cantankerosity is no common good easily purchased in large quantities at Costco. It is a rare and precious quality which must be refined each day from the dross of hum drum daily life. It requires mastery and dedication. In short, effervescent and fresh as it may appear to mere mortals, it is hard work.

So today in the week before Christmas, this Coot is taking a break. Maybe it is the Christmas spirit which in spite of all I can do to stop it  has seeped into my brain and short circuited normal impulses. Maybe it is just fatigue as we draw to the end of another year. Whatever the reason as we anticipate the culmination of the Christmas season, I’m just flat out drained of Cantankerosity.  So sue me!

I plan to enjoy the pleasures of the season and ftom all the Coots I wish you and your families the joy and peace of the season as well. And if you are worried that the spirit of Christmas will infuse the Cantankerous Old Coots with mellow blandness for the next year, stop worrying. The day after Christmas when I return all the stupid gifts somebody decided I need always gets me right back to normal.

Jun 172013
 
Church on the hill

Church on the hill

The entrance to our apartment

The entrance to our apartment

I have to admit that I was immediately turned off with Rome when on the  first day  out, I had my little carryall  stolen while getting coffee.  Lost several guide books, an Italian phrase book, sun glasses, regular glasses and reading glasses and  both my still and video cameras.  Fortunately no money or passport in the bag.  Of course if I had put my money in there I would have taken it to the counter to get the coffee.  It was a definite bummer.  I bought a new camera because my cellphone camera is worthless and we had other  guidebooks so it wasn’t really so bad (except for-being royally pissed off at being so careless).  The cameras were old.  I  was about ready for a  new one anyway.  What I haven’t been able to replace is the carryall.  Even  though  it seems that almost every Italian man carries  some kind of manpurse, I can’t seem to find a  store  that  sells  them.  Carrying all the stuff that a good  tourist needs is hard without some  kind  of  pack.  I  think backpacks  look silly.  I  need something small. I’d even buy  a fanny pack-  if  I could find  one- even though I hate them as  well.  I’m getting desperate.

So that’s my complaint about Rome.  I need to buy  something and I can’t find anyplace that sells it.  Wouldn’t you  think some enterprising Roman would have thought of selling tourist equipment to tourists?  If tourists are coming all the way to Rome to buy stuff  and outrageous prices from the Gap and J Crew, surely  at least a few would want a carryall.  I guess I  really don’t  get it.  I may be reduced to carrying the  plastic bags from the  market with my stuff.

Anyway, here are  some pictures you won’t usually see from Rome.

 shop for rent in Trastevere


shop for rent in Trastevere

Backstreet in Trastevere

The neighborhood square

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Jun 012013
 

I know, I know…we really haven’t quit making stuff, but sometimes it damn sure seems that way, especially when you listen to the blowhards…er…politicians talking about the state of the economy, and when you look at what they do trying to fix it.

Other than bailing out GM and Chrysler (to appease unions, not because they were “too big to fail”) and keeping those companies production lines moving and union workers drawing a paycheck, every time you look at some “stimulus” spending it is money spent to actually DO nothing.

$150,000 to study the feud between the Hatfield’s and the McCoys.

$167,000 to study the breeding habits of Japanese quail.

$1.3 million to study sex life of the woodchuck.

And my favorite…

$219,000 to teach college students to watch TV.

The private sector does no better at “making stuff”.

The United States has been the breadbasket of the world for years, producing more agricultural products than any other country…until 2009.  It seems that now the Chinese like playing in the dirt and squeezing cow teats more than we do, and thanks to UHT pasteurization (ultra high temperature) a lot of their dairy products can be shipped all over the world economically, allowing them to destroy our health, our economy, and our agricultural heritage, all at the same time.

Reports show Wall Street recovering well from the economic crisis while Main Street flounders…and Wall Street makes NOTHING, except money.  It trades paper.  Futures, derivatives, short sells, et al…all fluff no stuff.  Some trader somewhere will bet some dollars that oil will sell for X dollars at some point in the future without investing in the actual discovery or recovery of actual oil.  (I’m not even going to start on short selling…betting that a company you invest money in is going to fail…wassup with that?)

I suppose it’s to be expected that  “cubicle cowards” don’t want to get outside their cubicles trading  paper and only having to use bits and bytes to do so…those weigh a lot less than the things we used to have to manhandle around to make “stuff”.  You know…lumber and steel, tractors and chainsaws, welders and cranes.

“Oh no…I can’t do that…it’s dangerous.  I might get a hangnail.”

All hail the wussified workforce…who come closest to REAL work watching a Discovery Channel special on the world’s largest drilling rig being built.

In Sweden.

Parents of baby boomer age wanted to give their kids a better life, but instead gave them a soft, overprotected, easy one.  They failed to be parents, instead choosing to be their kid’s best friend.

That is one part of us not “making stuff”.  The other critical component is the damn government not getting out of the way.

Can you imagine Henry Ford coming up with the mass production automobile under the watchful eye of the National Highway, Traffic, and Safety Administration and the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, not to mention the United Auto Workers work rules?

What about planes?  Would Orville and Wilbur ever have gone to Kitty Hawk if the Federal Aviation Administration had been around?

We’d still be riding horses to the store and using ships only to cross the oceans.

I personally think that we have gone so far down the path of economic self-destruction that within 12-18 months the Great Depression is going to look like a cakewalk and the skills of the 1850’s will make a comeback…and I think that will be a good thing, long term.  Darwin’s “Survival of the fittest” will clear out the chaff…the cubicle cowards…and we’ll get back to being producers as well as consumers.  Ol’ Ralph waxes eloquent about nostalgia for the 50’s and 60’s.  I do too, but I think he has the wrong century.  What do y’all think?

Jun 012013
 
1926 Ford Model T

1926 Ford Model T (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Hello everyone.  If you haven’t noticed, a slight change to our posting schedule is now placing the CFBTN on Friday!  That’s right I will have a few stories here to get you through your weekend.

Now, I was perusing theonion.com and fark.com for some good news stories because they usually have the humor already distilled.  I did find that the regular news is full of funny stuff and it is not too far fetched to get the funny from my local news.  But not today.  Let’s get right to it shall we?

Fergus Falls man arrested for disorderly conduct while mowing lawn in loin cloth

And you guys thought this was a free country and Bob was more than a little crazy for his Tinfoil Hat Club.  Ha!  I just bought some Reynolds wrap….

All yours for £1.75millon: Entire village for sale includes a haunted castle, a Lordship title, 70 homes and approval for a holiday park

I’ll tell you, I am saving my pennies and hoping they have a payment plan.  I did the conversion for you, that equals $2,826,580.71.  I could be a real Lord and then my kids would have to listen to me or I could have them thrown in the dungeon!

Zoo keeper licked constipated monkey’s buttocks for an hour to help it defecate a peanut

This guy is either a) Way too committed to his job, b) a pervert, or c)…you know there is no other choice except all of the above and that is what I vote.  Good grief, get some ex-lax already.

Mosquitoes Don’t Even Need To Bite Us, Study Shows

I knew it all along…..

And a related story: (this one is an audio clip)    Justice….sweet Justice

And now your political funny:

Romney Courts Hispanic Vote With Animated Sombrero-Wearing Parrot

I just don’t quite know what to do…

And now, here is a video wrapping up the week in transportation:

Kid Screaming Behind Passenger During Entire Plane Crash 

I do agree with the last sentence, criticize if you want but you clicked on it.

And finally, I found this story.

Today Now! Host Undergoes Horrifically Painful Surgery Live On Air

I do believe that this country is too into video.  Everywhere.  I am worried that Bob may try something like this when he gets his government scrambler implanted….
Have a great weekend, if you have a suggestion for the CFBTN send it to me: Justin@cantankerousoldcoots.com.

and sorry for the ads on the videos, but hey, they are free.

Later.

-Justin

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Jun 012013
 

alitaliaI finished the last of my introductory Italian today.  I can speak (parlo) a little (un po) in Italian (Italiano).  Since my lessons are oral and Italian has very complicated spelling and pronunciation rules, I have no idea how to write it.   Somehow arreviderche looks wrong but I think you will know what I mean.  Tomorrow we are off bright and early for an 8 hour layover in LA and overnight to Rome.  I had plans to do a couple of posts this week but my computer crashed with my drafts creating chaos in my office.  This will have to do.

I’ve been nervous as a cat the past few days worrying about what I will have forgotten and only discover when we get to Rome.  You would think I would be more relaxed since I have been gone for a month earlier this year and survived.  Logic doesn’t help.

I’d tell you that Bob and Justin will pick up the slack while I’m away but you probably wouldn’t believe me.  I haven’t been good at posting while abroad even though the internet makes it easy.  I’m going to give it a try this time.  Probably mostly pictures but there is bound to be something crazy going on in Rome even if it is only the tourists.

Now it’s time to pack.