Jun 102012
 
A roller ball pen with gel ink.

Take your pick!

Welcome to the Coot’s News Service for June 10. Today you can take your pick because it’s either Ball Point Pen Day or National Iced Tea Day. No one can deny the importance of ball point pens in today’s society but. It is difficult to imagine living in a world where pens meaning fountain pens or even quills are the only writing implements available.  The world would stop.  Ball point pens  are indeed a marvel.

Fascinating facts about the invention of the Ballpoint Pen

But life would stop without iced tea. 

Iced tea, popular throughout the U.S.

Today this Coot is celebrating National Iced Tea Day. Forget those pens. Iced tea is the perfect accompaniment for any meal and a refreshing pick me up in between meals. Iced tea is the essential Summer time refresher and these days it’s not just for Summer.

Iced tea was invented in America but not by an American according to legend.  The story is that a British tea grower was frustrated  that his tea wasn’t selling at the Chicago Worlds Fair in the hot muggy Chicago summer weather.  He poured his tea over ice and changed the world forever.  Since the fair iced tea has become an American national drink served and enjoyed throughout the entire 50 states. In the South it takes the form of sweet tea, pre-sweetened whether you want it or not while the rest of the country allows individuals to sweeten only if they so choose.  American ingenuity never settles for good and has been improving and amending iced tea every since.  Fruit infused teas were only the beginning.  Choices abound to the point where you wonder where the tea went but at least they still call it tea.  These days there are flavored iced teas available in bottles and in restaurants.  Iced tea is everywhere

National Iced Tea Day; Sunday!  

When I was a kid, the tea was just plain tea. You could add lemon and sugar if you liked but that was it. These days you have all kinds of variations available in bottles or at restaurants. It is my contention that adding flavors turns iced tea into fruit punch. Nothing against fruit punch but it’s not iced tea and putting some tea in fruit punch doesn’t add anything to either.

 

So this Sunday, I’m celebrating National Iced Tea Day with real iced tea. Maybe sun tea like my mother used to make or else hot tea poured over ice. I like lemon but not sugar so I’ll be getting all the benefits (and flavor) of tea and none of the calories of sugar. Nothing matches the refreshing lift of iced tea on a hot day. That’s my favorite glass of iced tea. What’s yours and how will you be celebrating National Iced Tea Day?

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Jun 032012
 

Everybody loves a party! 

Coronation of Queen Elizabeth II X

Coronation of Queen Elizabeth II X (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

And with the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee there is just no way to avoid the Queen this week. While she way not qualify as cantankerous or a coot, she is definitely old. You have to agree that she is still on her game after 60 years on the job. How many of us can say that? I don’t care much a about royalty. Here in the states we’ve had an aversion to royalty for going on 250 years. These days the Royals don’t actually do much about running the UK but they do symbolize the history of England and the Empire at a time when Europe is sinking into irrelevance and profligacy. Who am I to begrudge a little celebration that helps remind us that England used to matter.

I remember the Coronation.

The Queen has a 16 year head start on me. I was 12 when she was crowned back in 1953. Even a twelve year old boy noticed the big event. If I remember right it was televised live which was quite remarkable back then. Nobody cared that it was black and white. It was a big deal.

Now sixty years later, the Queen is still going strong with a big celebration this weekend. She may not be a coot but she is an original. She may not be cantankerous but she is one of a kind. She may be an anachronism but you can’t ignore her. Whatever your opinion of the UK, it is impossible to imagine the UK without the Queen. She embodies the spirit of the country and makes it larger than life.

So God Save the Queen!

So today the Cantankerous Old Coots celebrate the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee. She may be rich as Croesus but it’s a job most people wouldn’t want and couldn’t handle for 60 years anyway. She is a credit to the UK and the Coots wish her another 60 years if only to keep the pathetic Price Charles off the throne.

Today’s news stories celebrate the Jubilee and Queen Elizabeth.

A look back at Queen Elizabeth II

LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - MARCH 01: Queen Eliza...

Queen Elizabeth II, carrying daffodils.(Image credit: Getty Images via @daylife)

And some little known facts about the Queen.

The Queen You Don’t Know: 20 Surprising Facts About Elizabeth II

In celebration of the jubilee, Parliament is planning a sex change for Big Ben.

It WILL be the Elizabeth Tower

And it marks freedom for a turtle.

Caymans freeing turtle to honor British queen

So what’s your take on the Queen and the Jubilee? Much ado about nothing or is it the real thing?  The Coots want your opinion.

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May 272012
 

 

“Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived.” Jonathon Swift

Happiness mind-map

Happiness mind-map (Photo credit: EEPaul)

One of the tenets of our country’s founding is ‘the pursuit of happiness’. We take it for granted and yet is one of the most troubling bit’s of thinking our founding fathers embraced. So many people have such different ideas about happiness and these days many openly challenge the idea that happiness is a good thing after all.

What is happiness?

Is happiness being sated with the things you enjoy? Is happiness hard work? Whose happiness are we talking about- yours or mine? What we miss is that it isn’t happiness that our forebears celebrated. It is the pursuit- the challenge and opportunity of the hunt.  It is the hunt which is the spirit of the free enterprise system which is the bane of enlightened elitists around the world.

No wonder the top news story today is about Germany where enlightened elitism got its start and where it’s light burns brightest today. Germany, the shining star of the European Union, the beacon of inspiration for the enlightened elitists worldview today, the economic engine of Europe, is the home of people incapable of happiness.

Study Finds Germans Incapable of Enjoying Life

Now, the biggest difficulty in analyzing this story is pinning down the definition of happiness and the confusion today between owning things and being happy. Most studies mistakenly assume that if you have possessions, you will be happy. A few studies take more factors into consideration like freedom and opportunity with surprising results.

Finland is hot.

According to Prosperity.com, Germany is 15th in the world for happiness. Seems pretty impressive, right? If the economic leader of the EU is only 15th in the world, then where is troubled Greece? Greece is 40. Playing around with some of the variables gives an insight about why counties have the reputations they do.

How to explain Germany? 

The Greman Legacy

Still the data gathered by Prosperity.com suggest no reason for Germans to be unhappy. They have economic success, a good standard of living and most of the people who remember the 50 year German reign of terror one hundred years ago are dead. No body is afraid of the German military these days. What could possibly be wrong?

I have a theory. 

I don’t have any rigorous studies or scientific findings. I just have a gut feeling. I think that the cold, clear thinking Germans are just too pragmatic and constrained by facts. The are trained to look at those facts clearly and pay no attention to any rainbows and butterflies, They analyze without emotion and weigh only reality, not wishes or dreams. There is no glass half full for Germans, only the harsh reality of the glass half empty. The world isn’t full of promise and hope. Not even hope and change.  The world is bad and getting worse just like the media keeps telling us. The future isn’t a wonderland of opportunity. The future is bleak and ominous. If you are happy, you are a foolish dreamer.

Think and make it so.

You must have heard the old saying that whatever you think is true will become truth. Whatever you expect to happen will happen. I think happiness is built on the present. It’s hard, but not impossible, to be happy when you don’t have a good life but even when you have a good standard of living, if you doubt the future, you can’t be happy. Germans don’t believe that the future will be better than today and they can’t enjoy today’s success because of their ugly vision of the future.

America was built on a dream and Americans still wake up each morning eagerly anticipating a better future they feel is their right. We may be deceived, unlike the Germans, that the future will be brighter and better, but it keeps us going, hoping and dreaming and we are happier as a result.

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Podcast number ????

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May 232012
 
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Image by Patricia Figueira via Flickr

Psych.  There is no podcast here.  I am testing to see if that title even sparks interest.  How many of you actually listened to/watched Bob’s interview last week?  Is there still interest in a podcast?  Bob would have us all believe that video is the only way to go.  I disagree, I think audio is still a fantastic medium and it should be exploited.

I listen to a lot of podcasts.  Most of them clock in between 30 minutes and an hour.  They don’t seem too long or too short for the most part.  many are interviews, some are just one guy yapping about the world, one is 3 people just talking about the world, much like a morning radio show.

What would interest you, the consuming public to hear on a podcast?  Me ranting about the world, a skype call between the 3 of us Coots? Interviews with Heather, Dave, and Hansi the only readers who give us input?  How about a “professional” actor reading our weekly posts in a fake British accent?  The promise of the winning lottery numbers as predicted by my 1 year old in his cheerios?

Let me know.  Also, let me know what you think the picture in this post has to do with podcasts and ANYTHING in this post… I am mightily confused.

-Justin

May 232012
 

MMMM Samish

Well…the Republican debates are over, the slash and burn trashing the candidates gave each other has died off, and one question remains:

“Did they damage each other so badly in the public’s eyes that folks will stay home from the polls in disgust?

Political columnist and talking head pundit Charles Krauthammer says no, that Obama is so unpopular on the right that, “Even a ham sandwich could beat him.”  That MAY be, but… Continue reading »