DumbAss DA – Zero tolerance at work

 Posted by at 06:27  Bob's Politics, Down with, Plain 'ol Cantankerous, Podcast
Sep 032012
 

Well folks…I’m a day late…but better late than never.

Today we’ll talk about a district attorney in Cobb County, Georgia…a dumbass DA who is judgement deficient…who show as well as possible two things.

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1.) Zero tolerance is the same as zero thinking, zero intelligence, and…

2.) He needs to go in the next election.  Don’t worry…he’ll find work. He seems well suited to asking the question, “Do you want fries with that?

 

Do y’all have any zero-tolerance stories to tell?

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Bob comes to us with a skeptical attitude and a full cup of Cantankerousness. He also writes about homesteading and yurts over at JuicyMaters.com and rants about politics at Common-Sense-Conversation.com Most of the time, though, you'll find him at HayleStorm.net, cranking out great websites for clients OR writing tutorials teaching them to build their own sites.

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Down with Advice. And Crap!

 Posted by at 10:26  Down with, Plain 'ol Cantankerous, rants
Aug 302012
 

 

United (States) Parcel Service.

Advice is like crap, everyone has some and wants to get rid of it.  Why should I be your toilet?

I am inundated every day with globs of crap on how to do this better, how to live better, how to write better, how to get people to buy your crap, how to take a crap, and how to make the crap more lucrative with marketing techniques that are stale and, well, crap.  Admit it, you didn’t know this would be a scatological post when you started.  Well it really isn’t.

What it is is a study of where we are in America.  It seems we can’t look at things and figure out how to make our own way any more.  Sure there are some things out there that I would be lost without learning, such as how to get a blog going, or keep it going.  But do I really need to have 47 emails a day about it?

Do I really need pharmaceuticals from Canada or Mexico that cure everything from baldness to impotence?

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Justin

Justin is the young Coot with a Cantankerous Soul who continues to be educated by older, more cootish Ralph and Bob. His Cantankerosity is his own.

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Returning to the Cantankerous….

 Posted by at 12:21  Plain 'ol Cantankerous, principles
Aug 292012
 

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You know what I am getting sick of these days?  Me.  That’s right, Me.

I am getting sick of myself and telling myself that I am too tired or too old or…well just too full of shit to do what I should be doing.

This summer has been a disaster and it is no ones fault but mine.  Why didn’t I get more posts done?  Ehhh…. just didn’t.  That is the worst excuse in the world.

How can any of this online stuff survive with such namby pamby crap floating in my blogs?  It can’t.  So, now I am not going to try any more.

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Justin

Justin is the young Coot with a Cantankerous Soul who continues to be educated by older, more cootish Ralph and Bob. His Cantankerosity is his own.

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This is the new site of Cantankerous Old Coots!

 Posted by at 10:19  Coot Law, Plain 'ol Cantankerous, principles
Aug 122012
 

This will be updated and promoted as necessary.  We are just getting started.  This will be a site dedicated to men and women who want to remember the “Good Old Days” and when people could say and so what they wanted to.  Then you were expected to tell someone they were stupid and they had to adapt.

There will be Consortium of Coots adding content and value!

The first of the coots are here:

Ralph Carlson: Check him out at http://ralphcarlsonblog.com/wordpress

And of course  Justin Matthews at http://justinsbrainpan.com

We also have incurred 2 female coots as of May 2010!

First, Jenn Jinright who blogs over at http://gurls-asylum.us

And secondly, Jillian, who is trying her hardest to make decent online cash at http://5kmission.com

There will be more coots and guest coots,

Please come back and enjoy the Cantankerous Content!

Justin

Justin is the young Coot with a Cantankerous Soul who continues to be educated by older, more cootish Ralph and Bob. His Cantankerosity is his own.

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What a Coot Could Be….

 Posted by at 08:34  Coot Smirk, Coots Lessons, Plain 'ol Cantankerous
Jul 252012
 

We are Cantankerous, that is established.  For some reason, when we start talking about Coots, Zemanta (a groovy little plugin that helps you add pictures to your posts) brings up this:

Common Coots

Image via Wikipedia

These are Coots.  Worse they are common coots.  At this site, we strive to be way beyond common.  Typing “Coots” into Google gives you 10 different sites with definitions of the birds.  Finally at number 11 is our site, the Cantankerous Old Coots.com.  Not too bad, but we are ever striving to get that higher.  As our Alexa rank rises alongside the readership of this site, Google can’t help but put us above some mangy waterfowl.

I would like to start typing Coots in this blog and wait for Zemanta to bring up these pictures:

 or even  or heaven forbid

  Of course it could just as easily bring up

 and I don’t even know who that guy is.

Alas, dreams they be and as ethereal as the wind unless all of you keep coming back and telling your friends about us.  The year is almost over now and there are big things in store for 2012.  Stay tuned.  and in the meantime, review our manifesto with the link below and number 14 of the Coots Lessons.  You can learn all about being Cantankerous with the lessons and join Hansi as a graduate of the prestigious and venerable Coots University.

Check it out over the weekend.

-Justin

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