Justin

Justin is the young Coot with a Cantankerous Soul who continues to be educated by older, more cootish Ralph and Bob. His Cantankerosity is his own.

Aug 122012
 

This will be updated and promoted as necessary.  We are just getting started.  This will be a site dedicated to men and women who want to remember the “Good Old Days” and when people could say and so what they wanted to.  Then you were expected to tell someone they were stupid and they had to adapt.

There will be Consortium of Coots adding content and value!

The first of the coots are here:

Ralph Carlson: Check him out at http://ralphcarlsonblog.com/wordpress

And of course  Justin Matthews at http://justinsbrainpan.com

We also have incurred 2 female coots as of May 2010!

First, Jenn Jinright who blogs over at http://gurls-asylum.us

And secondly, Jillian, who is trying her hardest to make decent online cash at http://5kmission.com

There will be more coots and guest coots,

Please come back and enjoy the Cantankerous Content!

Justin

Justin is the young Coot with a Cantankerous Soul who continues to be educated by older, more cootish Ralph and Bob. His Cantankerosity is his own.

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Jul 252012
 

We are Cantankerous, that is established.  For some reason, when we start talking about Coots, Zemanta (a groovy little plugin that helps you add pictures to your posts) brings up this:

Common Coots

Image via Wikipedia

These are Coots.  Worse they are common coots.  At this site, we strive to be way beyond common.  Typing “Coots” into Google gives you 10 different sites with definitions of the birds.  Finally at number 11 is our site, the Cantankerous Old Coots.com.  Not too bad, but we are ever striving to get that higher.  As our Alexa rank rises alongside the readership of this site, Google can’t help but put us above some mangy waterfowl.

I would like to start typing Coots in this blog and wait for Zemanta to bring up these pictures:

 or even  or heaven forbid

  Of course it could just as easily bring up

 and I don’t even know who that guy is.

Alas, dreams they be and as ethereal as the wind unless all of you keep coming back and telling your friends about us.  The year is almost over now and there are big things in store for 2012.  Stay tuned.  and in the meantime, review our manifesto with the link below and number 14 of the Coots Lessons.  You can learn all about being Cantankerous with the lessons and join Hansi as a graduate of the prestigious and venerable Coots University.

Check it out over the weekend.

-Justin

Justin

Justin is the young Coot with a Cantankerous Soul who continues to be educated by older, more cootish Ralph and Bob. His Cantankerosity is his own.

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Jun 172012
 
Puberty Blues

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Next Week the coots will be Writing our monthly theme: this month, Oil Stains!  I hope Bob gets his stuff fixed so that he can unleash…he has a good one coming.  Dont forget to head over to the sidebar there on the right and vote for our April theme.  There promises to be some good stuff there also.  You can also send us suggestions, the email form is over there as well.  I would really like to write on a topic suggested by the readers.  You know who you are.  I would also like some input on the podcasts; I haven’t done one for a while and I would like to get back to it.  I do want some help though.  Topics for the podcast?  want to be a guest?  We can do that.  Send me an email and let me know.   Enough of this, onto today’s post.

This didn’t get posted last week for a number of reasons.  I am not going to count them.  Anyway, I have an interesting situation over here.  Ralph and Bob have already been through this stage but it is new for me. That stage is puberty.  For my DAUGHTER not me you tools.  Yes my 10 year old is starting that horrific  special wonderful incredibly necessary but oh my dear lord how are we going to live through the hormones shift so innocently called puberty.

While I am not exactly terrified, I am planning a fortified bunker in my basement so that I can lock her away into it.  With these hormones that are beginning to rage, I can see another form of rage building in her.  That rage is quickly becoming cantankerosity.  She has a way to go of course but I am not sure how I am going to handle this.  Do I let her develop on her own or do I give gentle nudges and tuition in Cantankerous Old Coots University?  I am leaning towards the latter.

I can see now just how valuable the lessons of Cantankerous Old Coots University are when I have someone to mold into her own coot.  She has been in training for a black belt in sarcasm for 10 years now.  She is no where near the Jedi level that I hold, but she is coming along.  Focusing hormones and rage into sarcasm and cantankerosity is a challenge that I am at least uniquely qualified for.  I have to get her away from the fatalistic attitude that she is starting to get.

It is time to form her and guide those hormones into a cantankerosity worthy of the great masters, Howard Beal, Ralph, Bob, Redd Fox and others.  But she still has to be a decent girl that people will want to hang out with.  Someone who will bring boys home that I won’t have to bury in the backyard after the first date.  There is a particular challenge there, she is a good person now, but I can see how easily she could rebel and turn into….well…that girl I need to lock in the basement.

So, what to do?  The first step is a deep breath.  Next, subtle guidance to channel the onslaught of hormones into something productive.  I see her own blog in the near future.  After that, more deep breaths and the lessons of Cantankerous Old Coots University.  If you haven’t checked them out, you really should.

Thanks for your support and remember that tuition dollars are due by the end of March.

Later.

Justin

Justin

Justin is the young Coot with a Cantankerous Soul who continues to be educated by older, more cootish Ralph and Bob. His Cantankerosity is his own.

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Podcast number ????

 Posted by at 07:15  Podcast
May 232012
 
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Image by Patricia Figueira via Flickr

Psych.  There is no podcast here.  I am testing to see if that title even sparks interest.  How many of you actually listened to/watched Bob’s interview last week?  Is there still interest in a podcast?  Bob would have us all believe that video is the only way to go.  I disagree, I think audio is still a fantastic medium and it should be exploited.

I listen to a lot of podcasts.  Most of them clock in between 30 minutes and an hour.  They don’t seem too long or too short for the most part.  many are interviews, some are just one guy yapping about the world, one is 3 people just talking about the world, much like a morning radio show.

What would interest you, the consuming public to hear on a podcast?  Me ranting about the world, a skype call between the 3 of us Coots? Interviews with Heather, Dave, and Hansi the only readers who give us input?  How about a “professional” actor reading our weekly posts in a fake British accent?  The promise of the winning lottery numbers as predicted by my 1 year old in his cheerios?

Let me know.  Also, let me know what you think the picture in this post has to do with podcasts and ANYTHING in this post… I am mightily confused.

-Justin

Justin

Justin is the young Coot with a Cantankerous Soul who continues to be educated by older, more cootish Ralph and Bob. His Cantankerosity is his own.

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May 112012
 

If ye be bold enough, click the picture above and this page will become: Pirate!

TEXT:

Well me Hearties it finally be time for Talk Like A Pirate Day! We be Ready for some fun, so hit play fer the podcast and beware….

The Video:

(sorry about the lag with the video, I have working on it all morning to no avail.

click open in new window and it will play correctly.  Thanks)

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Justin

Justin is the young Coot with a Cantankerous Soul who continues to be educated by older, more cootish Ralph and Bob. His Cantankerosity is his own.

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