Bob@HayleStorm Interactive

Bob comes to us with a skeptical attitude and a full cup of Cantankerousness. He also writes about homesteading and yurts over at JuicyMaters.com and rants about politics at Common-Sense-Conversation.com Most of the time, though, you'll find him at HayleStorm.net, cranking out great websites for clients OR writing tutorials teaching them to build their own sites.

Jun 282013
 
The "Mercury Seven" astronauts pose ...

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I’m going to throttle back my overbearing, know-it-all, in your face attitude just a bit this week, and ask Ralph to forgive me for horning in on one of his favorite categories to write about…  Nostalgia.

Despite this post being due for publication on Monday, February 28, I sit here on the previous Thursday feeling the need to write Monday’s post now.  I saw something happen today that got the muse going, and she will not be denied.

First, let’s back up a little bit.  50 years, to February 20, 1962 to be exact.

Just nine months after JFK had called for the United States to put a man on the Moon by 1970, a fellow no one outside of military flying had ever heard of, John Glenn, climbed into a Mercury capsule and into the role of American hero.

Two men, wearing that newfangled career moniker “astronaut” had preceded Glenn in our quest to conquer space, taking brief, sub-orbital flights.

This day, this flight, was to be dramatically different.  John Glenn, riding in Friendship 7, was going to be the first American to orbit the earth, circling it three times in approximately 4 hours before splashing down.  Not to minimize the United States earlier flights, but this was a major step forward for JFK’s vision of reaching the moon.  Sub-orbital flight amazed, but actually orbiting the earth and returning safely was almost beyond belief.

America’s march to the moon progressed through the Mercury, Gemini, and Apollo space programs, and ended on December 19, 1972 when Apollo 17, our last manned flight beyond earth orbit, splashed down.  Astronaut Gene Cernan was the last man to walk on the moon.  Little did we know it then that now, almost 40 years later, we would not yet have returned.

And now today, Thursday, February 24, 2011 we watched the sun setting on the United States manned space program.  At 4:50 PM Eastern Standard Time space shuttle discovery, the first of the shuttle fleet, launched from Cape Canaveral for the last time.

Sure, there will be a couple more shuttle launches, but this, the final launch of the workhorse of the shuttle fleet, brings into stark relief the fact that the United States days of commanding the heavens are over, at least for the foreseeable future.  After this and a couple more launches, culminating with a June 28 launch of space shuttle Atlantis, the United States will once again be earthbound for the first time since Alan Sheppard was launched in Freedom 7 on May 5, 1961 in a suborbital flight that lasted just 15 minutes.

When Atlantis lands at the end of its final flight, the United States will be hitchhikers to the international space station, a space station mostly built, and paid for, by the United States.  Regarding manned space travel we will once again be at the mercy of the Russians.

When was the last time we were in that position?  Before launch time on February 20, 1962.  How’s that for progress?

Ralph got a bit agitated over the space program too.

Bob@HayleStorm Interactive

Bob comes to us with a skeptical attitude and a full cup of Cantankerousness. He also writes about homesteading and yurts over at JuicyMaters.com and rants about politics at Common-Sense-Conversation.com Most of the time, though, you'll find him at HayleStorm.net, cranking out great websites for clients OR writing tutorials teaching them to build their own sites.

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Jun 012013
 

I know, I know…we really haven’t quit making stuff, but sometimes it damn sure seems that way, especially when you listen to the blowhards…er…politicians talking about the state of the economy, and when you look at what they do trying to fix it.

Other than bailing out GM and Chrysler (to appease unions, not because they were “too big to fail”) and keeping those companies production lines moving and union workers drawing a paycheck, every time you look at some “stimulus” spending it is money spent to actually DO nothing.

$150,000 to study the feud between the Hatfield’s and the McCoys.

$167,000 to study the breeding habits of Japanese quail.

$1.3 million to study sex life of the woodchuck.

And my favorite…

$219,000 to teach college students to watch TV.

The private sector does no better at “making stuff”.

The United States has been the breadbasket of the world for years, producing more agricultural products than any other country…until 2009.  It seems that now the Chinese like playing in the dirt and squeezing cow teats more than we do, and thanks to UHT pasteurization (ultra high temperature) a lot of their dairy products can be shipped all over the world economically, allowing them to destroy our health, our economy, and our agricultural heritage, all at the same time.

Reports show Wall Street recovering well from the economic crisis while Main Street flounders…and Wall Street makes NOTHING, except money.  It trades paper.  Futures, derivatives, short sells, et al…all fluff no stuff.  Some trader somewhere will bet some dollars that oil will sell for X dollars at some point in the future without investing in the actual discovery or recovery of actual oil.  (I’m not even going to start on short selling…betting that a company you invest money in is going to fail…wassup with that?)

I suppose it’s to be expected that  “cubicle cowards” don’t want to get outside their cubicles trading  paper and only having to use bits and bytes to do so…those weigh a lot less than the things we used to have to manhandle around to make “stuff”.  You know…lumber and steel, tractors and chainsaws, welders and cranes.

“Oh no…I can’t do that…it’s dangerous.  I might get a hangnail.”

All hail the wussified workforce…who come closest to REAL work watching a Discovery Channel special on the world’s largest drilling rig being built.

In Sweden.

Parents of baby boomer age wanted to give their kids a better life, but instead gave them a soft, overprotected, easy one.  They failed to be parents, instead choosing to be their kid’s best friend.

That is one part of us not “making stuff”.  The other critical component is the damn government not getting out of the way.

Can you imagine Henry Ford coming up with the mass production automobile under the watchful eye of the National Highway, Traffic, and Safety Administration and the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, not to mention the United Auto Workers work rules?

What about planes?  Would Orville and Wilbur ever have gone to Kitty Hawk if the Federal Aviation Administration had been around?

We’d still be riding horses to the store and using ships only to cross the oceans.

I personally think that we have gone so far down the path of economic self-destruction that within 12-18 months the Great Depression is going to look like a cakewalk and the skills of the 1850’s will make a comeback…and I think that will be a good thing, long term.  Darwin’s “Survival of the fittest” will clear out the chaff…the cubicle cowards…and we’ll get back to being producers as well as consumers.  Ol’ Ralph waxes eloquent about nostalgia for the 50’s and 60’s.  I do too, but I think he has the wrong century.  What do y’all think?

Bob@HayleStorm Interactive

Bob comes to us with a skeptical attitude and a full cup of Cantankerousness. He also writes about homesteading and yurts over at JuicyMaters.com and rants about politics at Common-Sense-Conversation.com Most of the time, though, you'll find him at HayleStorm.net, cranking out great websites for clients OR writing tutorials teaching them to build their own sites.

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Apr 042013
 
Old Gestapo Prison in the EL-DE Museum

Old Gestapo Prison in the EL-DE Museum (Photo credit: Aaron Olaf)

You HAVE to act on this, folks. You just have to.

Today’s video is a bit longer than normal…a few second shy of 30 minutes…but it is important. Very important if you are a little boy in Utah.

Today I’m just going to tell you a story…a story about a mom, her little boy, a vindictive ex-husband, and an abusive government official who thinks she is above all control.

Now…let’s see if I can piss you off enough to get you taking action:
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Bob@HayleStorm Interactive

Bob comes to us with a skeptical attitude and a full cup of Cantankerousness. He also writes about homesteading and yurts over at JuicyMaters.com and rants about politics at Common-Sense-Conversation.com Most of the time, though, you'll find him at HayleStorm.net, cranking out great websites for clients OR writing tutorials teaching them to build their own sites.

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Mar 192013
 
Jack Russell Terrier

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OK…I’m fat chubby overweight, I admit it. So? That doesn’t mean I deserve the discomfort of The Dog Days, the hottest, most sultry days of summer…and those days are here, with a vengeance.

If God meant man to be hot during June, July, August, or any other month for that matter, He wouldn’t have invented Rheem, Carrier, and Trane.

My dog, Jackie, agrees wholeheartedly. She is miserable. Normally the heat wouldn’t bother her…hell, normally NOTHING bothers her…but right now she tries to climb into the refrigerator every time I open the door to get more lemonade.

Heat…cold…wet…nothing usually bothers Jackie. She’s a mix of pit bull, Jack Russell terrier, and plain ‘ol hound, and she is about as laid back as a dog gets.

Don’t get me wrong…the Jack Russell in her gives her energy…a LOT of energy. I’ve often thought I might find a friend who takes valium and borrow some to give Jackie…she has WAY too much energy for an old fart like me…but her attitude is really laid back. Nothing upsets her, nothing disturbs her.

Usually.

But then, she usually isn’t pregnant. And she was pregnant. Very pregnant. Note I said she “was” pregnant. Until 3:30am last Wednesday.

Now she is not pregnant. Now she is a mommy…a brand new first time mommy. Septuplets. In this heat. She told me to tell y’all that these days are badly misnamed. As a dog, she sees nothing about these hot days to make them appeal to a dog, so she wants us to quit calling them “Dog Days”. She thinks they ought to be called “Idiot Days” because only an idiot would like ‘em.

I agree.

She really only has herself to blame though. I had planned to wait until she had her first “heat” and then have her “fixed”. The problem is, the horny little hussy got pregnant at her first opportunity.

In addition to being a horny hussy, either her vision is bad or she has TERRIBLE taste in boyfriends. If the daddy is the dog I think he is, he is the dog version of Mortimer Snerd…in looks AND intellect. Of course, I probably shouldn’t be talking about lack of intellect right now…I AM the one who wasn’t smart enough to keep a dog inside or on a leash while she was in heat…


Anyway…I just wanted to introduce to the recent additions around here. I don’t subscribe to the old adage to not name an animal you are going to be getting rid of. I used to have a small goat dairy, and I always put the little bucks in the freezer when they were about 4 months old, and I named them too.

BBQ #1, BBQ #2, BBQ #3…

In that vein, I’ve named these as well, despite the fact I’m not keeping any. Free Gift #1, Free Gift #2, etc. In six weeks I’ll be spending a week outside the local Wally World on a Saturday, giving away puppies.

Any of y’all need the address to the Wal Mart in Jasper, GA?

EDIT:  Ralph wanted a picture, so…


 

  • Dogs on your ears (doggies.com)
  • Dog has four legs; not dob-bites-man story (josephfclark.wordpress.com)

Bob@HayleStorm Interactive

Bob comes to us with a skeptical attitude and a full cup of Cantankerousness. He also writes about homesteading and yurts over at JuicyMaters.com and rants about politics at Common-Sense-Conversation.com Most of the time, though, you'll find him at HayleStorm.net, cranking out great websites for clients OR writing tutorials teaching them to build their own sites.

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Mar 192013
 

Do you REALLY want the US to be a “poor” nation?  We will be, unless…

You know, President Obama… Along with his minions in Congress (Democrats and Republicans alike) have suddenly decided that the cuts, you know… The cuts that were gonna be caused by the sequester, the cuts that Congress would work hard to avoid by actually getting something done (yeah, right…on what planet will that happen?), the cuts that are’nt really cuts… Are all of a sudden “draconian cuts”.

President Obama’s minions have worked very hard to intentionally make it appear that these horrific cuts will damage the nation, the economy, the poor, and of course… The children.

They always say it’s about the children.

The FDA now tells us that our food will be less safe, because they have to lay off food inspectors. (As if they did any good, anyway).

Anyway, I thought it might be nice to look at exactly how the government decides that these draconian cuts are going to destroy the country… How these draconian cuts are going to make the government less able to function this year than it did last year (as though it actually functioned well last year… NOT!)

Don’t be surprised while you’re watching the video to find out that what the government considers a cut and what real people consider a cut are two dramatically different things.
Here’s a newsflash folks.
 

President Obama, the Senate (including, probably, your senator) the House of Representatives (including, probably, your representative), and every single member of the Obama cabinet can only be described with three words:

bald faced liars.

Folks, you better wake up. You better do something. You better do something now. All you have to do to see where this is headed is look at what happened in Europe already this week. The European Union just ordered the banks and European countries to seize the assets of account owners. In Cyprus, banks were ordered to seize all assets over $35,000.

I suppose in Cyprus. If you have more than $35,000. You’re one of the evil rich.

Now, you have to ask yourself a question:

just how long are you going to put up with this shit?

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Bob@HayleStorm Interactive

Bob comes to us with a skeptical attitude and a full cup of Cantankerousness. He also writes about homesteading and yurts over at JuicyMaters.com and rants about politics at Common-Sense-Conversation.com Most of the time, though, you'll find him at HayleStorm.net, cranking out great websites for clients OR writing tutorials teaching them to build their own sites.

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