Jul 292014
 
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It’s unconscionable!

I just heard the clerk for the Casey Anthony trial read the verdict. It’s an outrage. I’m livid. It’s hard to get control of my emotions. It’s a travesty- willful and shameless sabotage of something vital and important to American life. It sticks in my craw and gives me pains in my gut. I just plain can’t get over it.

It’s not what you think. I have an opinion about Casey- who doesn’t after all these years of emotional and highly biased coverage. I have to confess that I was surprised at the verdict because Nancy Grace and the legal pundits had tried and convicted Casey many times over the last few years. That’s the American courts system for you.  Experts don’t count!  The people have the last word.  Experts don’t determine the verdicts. It’s real people. No other aspect of American governance is so down to earth.

We don’t even get real people to represent us in government these days. Everybody has to be a professional to even make the ballot and that means that representing real people is their number two or maybe three priority. But I digress. I was surprised at the verdict but that wasn’t what made me outraged. Casey in jail or Casey writing a book about her travails, life will go on. I don’t think she will be making a career of getting pregnant and killing the resulting children. My outrage is from something else entirely. What’s got me outraged today is the willful destruction of the English language by political correctness. If I hear the word foreperson one more time, I may go postal.

Who’s protecting our language?

Foreman is a time honored word in the English language. It means, very simply, the person in charge. Yes, it’s true that in the past, most of the time the people in charge were men. Then came the feminist revolution and white became black and night became day. I don’t want to give those looney women a bit of credit for changing the world for the better. Long before I ever heard of Germain Greer or any of those other bad tempered, ugly and talentless women, real women of talent were changing American life by using their talents and abilities to occupy positions of power and influence. Those ugly, unloved and talentless feminists merely followed their ascent and claimed credit creating a lot of collateral damage along the way.  And men were too embarrassed for them (and a bit cowed at their crude, shrill attacks) to point it out. Sometimes, chivalry may be misplaced.

Real women of talent didn’t need artifice and manipulation to make their way. They could cope with generic pronouns which as I have discussed elsewhere hurt men far more than they hurt women. They understand that a foreman can be of either sex, just like a congressman, assemblyman or councilman. But ugly, talentless and unloved woman have campaigned tirelessly for the ridiculous depersonification of pronouns that made me so outraged today. I can’t count the number of times today my ears were stabbed with that terrible made-up word, foreperson. I need my ears washed out to remove the irritation.

Protect the endangered pronouns!

How anybody can believe that the destruction of the English language is in anyway justified is beyond my understanding. It is meaningless manipulation, touchy feely  rather than substantial. And it is all because ugly, talentless and unlovable women with nothing else to justify their existence invented feminism and wrecked this societal damage on modern life.

There isn’t much I can do to repair this damage which has driven the sexes apart and destroyed the harmony of family life but there is one small thing I can do. I will never let the word foreperson escape my mouth. Feminists have done great damage to society. They have been given credit for doing good which I believe is competely unjustified. Time will probably correct their ego inflicted stupidity as people return to what works instead of what they would like to think works. Language, however,  doesn’t recover so easily from disaster. The damage to our pronouns may not so easily be corrected . Please join me.  Take up my cause and vow that you will never use politically correct pronouns. Make foreperson a four letter work in your household.

 

Ralph

Ralph is the inspiration for Cantankerous Old Coots and is our Grand Duke of Cantankerousness

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Take a hike! 

Finding good news this week is like taking a hike in Afghanistan. You have to look very carefully where you step. Still you don’t get to be a Cantankerous Old Coots without learning a few things. The first one is how to plug up your ears and scream when the news shows come on. The second is to stop watching Fox and MSNBC and tune to HLN. Nancy Grace never fails to cheer me up about the human condition and Dr. Drew makes me feel like a caring, compassionate human while I enjoy watching trailer park trash ruin their lives. At worst you listen to a few lawyers but you will never find a politician. Blessed relief from daily life.

But enough about me.

You want the good news this week and the Coots News Service is here to scratch that itch. Let’s start with the very best news. Politicians are fleeing the capital like rats from a sinking ship. I know I’d rather see them all drown but at least the damage they can inflict on you and me is minimized when they are out of that hell hole.

Obama Isn’t the Only One to Take a Break

I don’t know if this is related but oil prices are down and some experts think they will stay down for a while.

Oil-le-lujah! Gas Prices Will Continue Falling in US

Looking outside the country there is good news from Japan. You may know that recently there just hasn’t been much good to say about Japan but today CNS is happy to report that, at long last, there is something good happening there. It seems that the Japanese people are incurably honest. Despite the great losses and property damage recently, people in Japan have been working overtime to make sure that money found in the rubble is restored to its rightful owners.  Heartwarming, isn’t it?

Honest Japanese Return Total of $78 Million in Cash Found in Quake Rubble

It’s always heartwarming when someone saves a doomed animal.  In the UK, there is good news for a puppy in an animal shelter who won the heart of Camilla and now can anticipate a life of royal luxury.

Balmoral bound, the unloved rescue centre pup that won Camilla’s heart

From Russia, some more good news for animal lovers. There has been a second baby mammoth discovered frozen in time. With two of these treasures, perhaps the Russians can thaw them out and start a family.

SECOND WELL-PRESERVED BABY MAMMOTH FOUND IN RUSSIA

We are almost done for this week. I saved the best story for last. For years the Coots have watched the progressive decay of the family. More and more, couples give up on marriage and raise their children in chaotic dysfunctional custody arrangements. Nobody seems willing to live up to the marriage vows about better and worse, richer and poorer. These days if there is a problem, just call it all off. Experts have long studied this problem and complained about how the family is dead. Well there is good news about the family and it all comes from spending less money on government instead of more. It seems that the California budget cuts are going to help us lower the high rate of divorce.

San Francisco court budget cuts will delay divorces

Hang tough. There is always good news, even these days and if anybody tries  to tell you different, just plug your ears and scream bloody murder. Trust me, hey will leave you alone.

 

Ralph

Ralph is the inspiration for Cantankerous Old Coots and is our Grand Duke of Cantankerousness

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